Wednesday, June 08, 2005

"Brainwash"

He was only 10 years old. And was one of the brightest chaps in his class. He loved English and his command on the language and his mature grasp surprised all of his teachers. He excelled in school at this subject. So much so that his proud parents rewarded him with a computer of his own. He was thrilled. His quick sponge like mind absorbed all there was to learn about the internet. He spent hours browsing the web. The net was so huge and eclectic and such a wonderful source of information and inspiration for the kid. He read books, learnt about great men and their great achievements and about all the literary geniuses. And with characteristic and prodigal depth of thought, he contemplated about everything he read. He was a truly inspired kid ready to take on the world if only given a chance. But there was just one problem.

She wasn’t the English kind. She loved math. And seemed to enjoy only the company of those who loved math. It bothered him to see her with that boy only because he could do all those useless multiplications faster than her. He was convinced that only his ‘lhau’ for her was true love. ‘lhau’…he had grown to like this word.. He was running out of ways to impress her. In his own little world, if knowing the complete meaning of the word ‘sarcastic’ when his classmates couldn’t even spell it properly wasn’t good enough for her then what more could he do? Wasn’t it enough that he could explain what ‘democracy’ meant? Wasn’t it enough that he was now even inspired into taking up poetry? Yet, She didn’t really care about him
The more he saw her and the boy together at school, laughing and narrating those stupid tables the sadder he grew. Something had to be done. It was all a matter of muttering up the courage. There was just the impetus lacking. Life seemed so pointless. He decided to make the empty yard in front of his house his own park. Every evening he would just sit there looking and waiting anxiously for the miracle to happen. His behavior and lonely yard sessions troubled his father but he refused to tell him anything. It took an evening spent in the bosom of his loving mother on the front yard for him to spill out his woes about the girl he ‘lhau’ed . His mother smiled at him understandingly. She told him that such things were worst when kept hidden and that he should go up to her and declare his love for her. “It is a question of now or never” she told him. His innocent eyes filled with joy when he heard those last words from his mother sitting in the yard. That’s all that mattered to him. The impetus had arrived. Everything made perfect sense to him. He knew what to do. It was clearly mentioned.


“Good Evening! This is Sam Etaro bringing you the news at 10 and with me is Tanya Burns. In further investigation of the unprecedented and gruesome murder of two 10 year old schools kids by their classmate, police investigators said that in a search of the accused’s computer they found several stored links to various weblogs (or blogs as they are more popularly known). Further investigation has revealed that the contents of one of the blogs seems to be some sort of inspiration for the accused’s methodology of using a hammer and a penknife. Police are trying to trace the location of all the bloggers linked to from the accused’s computer hoping to get some more insight……"

16 comments:

Roman said...

I hope this doesnt suck big time and more imp not predictable!

Karthik said...

ROTFL :D

I thought you were also doing a lets murder-the-world piece which everyone seems to be obsessed with :D Was gonna blast the daylights out of you.

The end was toooo funny :D LOL

Kram

Shrini said...

Abbe sahi... had some premonition abt this story. you should have taken golu's case a bit more :P

Golu said...

lolmax... i thought u were targetting panda somewhere down the line :P when u said democracy... waise since u didnt take my case, I shall..and will do so in hindi so that 'usko na chamke"

(posting in hindi for duh and give up) Kya bey, itna hone ke baad bhi tujhe lagta hai woh tere saath news host karegi

(now for the crudeness in gult)
eh ra lanje, em anukunavu danni dobbu ani pilichina tarvata ni to enduku kuchuntundi

Panda said...

toooooooooooooo much...waise mujhe pahele laga ki ending waisa hone wala hai..but then with the mom's words i expected something diff..

han mujhe bhi laga sala mera le raha hai..democracy ke bare mien bolke :)

Anonymous said...

Very interesting :)
Im glad it doesnt suck as much as I thought it would...although I have to admit I was trying to get the seriousness that golu had achieved in his stories...I was hoping people would go "Hmm...that was scary...it cud actually happen" and not LOL-ing all over :) Obly I failed big time. Still mesa glad.
And I was not trying to take anyones case...as I mentioned...I was trying to be serious! :P
Just so that u guys dont miss all the references that I put in...
1) Kid obly reads golus blog...using hammer...making the yard his 'park'...waiting for someone to say the words "its now or never".
2) As golu rightly pointed out...he picks up democracy frm pandas blog.
3) Inspiring to be a poet from duh's and viral's blogs
4) Learns abt sarcasm and reads duh's comments using the word 'lhau' from G's!

And Tanya is a friend of mine whose name I included for fun :)

Karthik said...

LOL

Ro, I can't believe you tried to be serious. :D Guess I expected too much.

I take my last comment back :D

Anonymous said...

Ro... nice story re! :)

duhcreaturewithdrumsticks said...

i finished the second para and was like - yeh kya hai no originality and when i read the this is blah blah news ... tab i thought - kahaani mein twist .. idhar bhi news channel!

btw golu i can understand hindi!
please go die in stephanie's rom!

Golu said...

yes viral i know that u know hindi...esp after seeing all those hindi pop ke cassettes in ur room by sonu nigam, kumar sanu and god knows who.... main sro ki babe ki baat kar raha tha

duhcreaturewithdrumsticks said...

don't put random fart!
you have clearly mentioned give up there!
you dont about me having hindi cassetes ... bloody you wanted to make a video of FF guys running around trees - i still remember the way you described G ka entry :D:D:D

Golu said...

Viral...of allllllll people u are the one to tell others abt random fart
anyway go up pls and read again what i wrote

'(posting in hindi for duh and give up)'...bhosadike..it means main tere aur duh ke liye hindi main likha..and for the rest gulti junta i wrote in gult. Since duh and u cant understand gult i wrote in hindi...abhi now u wont have anything to say but asking me to go jump off or crap :P

waise yeh g ke entry ke baare main kya bola tha :D

ps: this comment space is becoming like orkut scraps

Anonymous said...

i dont care if this becomes orkut scrap..or crap... what did golu say about my entry? and when are we running around trees for the video... and i m not a ghar ujaadnewaala! :)

duhcreaturewithdrumsticks said...

wtf
saale golu - you think duh can understand hindi????
all he knows is that one stupid statement he mistimed on stage with one arm towards the air!:DDD
it took him 5 days to remember tht!

now u defly go jump off eating sushi!

as for G - abey you shouldve been there - before u he said RATM style yeh woh .. but that fateful night - as he puts it - he said sid jaddo teri nazar bajaake and G will run towards trees and zubin and him will be swinging with flowers falling!

Golu said...

dayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I never said that. You can ask ro and shrini who were with me most of the time in conceptualizing the video

Shrini said...

hmm.... should I support golu or tell the truth... decisions decisions.. Actually I don't care about the truth.. Viral's version sounds more fun