In a shocking announcement that dealt a blow to music fans (much along the lines of Metallica complaining about Napster and Vanilla Ice deciding to make a comeback), Anthony Keidis, the lead vocalist of the popular rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers has appealed publicly to all RHCP concert goers “to just let him sing one f****** song by himself”.
The announcement comes on the heels of a recent concert at Albany, New York where over-enthusiastic fans sang to every RHCP song in the entire 90 min set list. The crowd even mimicked some of Anthony’s convulsions-filled dance moves and Flea’s supposedly impromptu speech about ‘itty bitty titties’. A visibly distraught Anthony commented about how this happens at every concert and how he longs for simpler days when they weren’t as well known and not many could keep up with his nonsensical raps. “There was a time when drug addiction and dying horribly were all we had to worry about. It is so much harder now. Some people might say that I am over reacting. But would you like it if I turn up with 20,000 others at your work place and forcibly do your job for you?”
When asked an opinion a fan responded (after much thought), “You know......I think Metallica fans should start singing all of its songs too. I mean ... dude ... have you listened to Hetfield lately?”
The rest of the Chilis declared that they were a 100% percent behind Anthony’s request. However they couldn’t help notice that the crowds made fewer lyrical errors and stayed in key more than Keidis. Chad the drummer added cautiously “who knows, maybe we will select a vocalist out of our fan base to replace Anthony. Hey...the Chilis selected a guitarist like that!” The other two had no further comment as Flea was busy walking on his hands and John was just happy to be with the spirits.
Sam Etaro
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